Crystal Carroll's TikTok feed repeats the same behavior: spread a conspiracy, insult the people who object, then call criticism a threat. These are her posts, her words, and her business-linked public account.
She spreads conspiracy narratives
In a July 22 TikTok, Carroll invokes Epstein, says Kirk was asking questions, points to his death, and then backs Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens. Owens falsely alleged Israeli spies were involved in Kirk's killing.
- Carroll defended Candace Owens and treated criticism of Owens's antisemitic record as a reason to trust her more.
- Carroll presented criticism as proof that “maybe something” was being hidden.
- Carroll presented genocide in Gaza as settled fact, defended Owens's conspiracy politics, and called Jewish critic Ari Bradshaw “demonic.”
She attacks people who disagree
- Carroll called Republican volunteers “crazy MAGAs,” “cuckoos,” and “legit cucks.”
- She called named opponents “feeders off the political system” and added #careercriminal.
- She called three opponents the “Three Stooges” and said their supporters should be embarrassed.
- She called critics “losers,” “sociopaths,” and “weasels”.
- She called men who challenged her “actual turds” and “disgusting”.
She makes accusations without proof
- Carroll accused politicians of taking money they should not take without identifying a transaction.
- She accused Adam Kwasman of threatening community members without showing a supporting record.
- She called opposition research a threat, asked internet sleuths to identify an anonymous critic, and said she would publish the account's information.
The pattern is clear
Carroll's posts are not isolated mistakes. They show a repeated public pattern under the same profile that identifies her as the owner of Simply Shroom Cafe.
Simply Shroom is attached to the record
Simply Shroom's official website identifies Carroll as its founder. Carroll's TikTok identifies her as its owner. Customers who reject this conduct should spend their money somewhere else.
